Friday, August 21, 2009

Archaeologists discover ancient Michael Jackson bust, finally proving that his videos were, in fact, reenactments of history.



A
bust of Egyptian Michael Jackson was discovered in the corner of the Field Museum’s Ancient Egypt exhibit earlier this week. Finally proving that his music videos were a window into Michael Jackson’s ability to travel through time.

Michael’s video for “Remember the Time” chronicles his infiltration of the Pharroh Nakh Ra’s palace and his budding relationship with the Pharroh’s wife, Kimiri.

A bust of Egyptian Michael Jackson was discovered in the corner of the Field Museum’s Ancient Egypt exhibit earlier this week. Finally proving that his music videos were a window into Michael Jackson’s ability to travel through time.

Michael in full Egyptian regalia. Complete with missing nose.

Michael’s video for “Remember the Time” chronicles his infiltration of the Pharroh Nakh Ra’s palace and his budding relationship with the Pharroh’s wife, Kimiri.

As you can see, this was further on in his career.
Michael loved traveling through time. He took down an entire crime syndicate in his video “The Girl is Mine” and he gave the flappers something to dance about and nearly started a literal Zoot Suit Riot in “Smooth Criminal”.

I am very eager to find out what else he did and I implore all wealthy readers of this site to help fund these scientists to find out what other events in our HIStory were affected by the time-traveling King of Pop.

Found Here: http://www.octavarius.com

2 comments:

X-21 said...

That weird oxygen chamber he had was really a time machine. I wonder what other wacky adventures through time Michael has in store.

Tim Razo said...

Totally! I heard he transferred his soul into a robot just before he died. They probably have a reality TV crew following him around and transmitting quality programming back to his home planet.